Matt Gaetz apologizes for his threats

I’ve personally apologized to Michael Cohen for referencing his private family in the public square. Regardless of disagreements, family members should be off-limits from attacks … ”

Yeah, that’s sincere.

Here, Congressman, let me re-word that for you to say what you really mean:

“I deeply regret my actions, given that they may cost me my place in the Florida bar, earn a rebuke and penalties from Congress, and may even land me in the slammer. By placing my faith in Almighty God, I am now doing my best to weasel out of my predicaments and pretend that I have genuine remorse. As for Michael Cohen and his family … fuck that guy and the horse he rode in on.”