Stella Stevens topless (.gif)

Stella Stevens in Slaughter (1972)

We so rarely see large natural breasts these days that it’s easy to forget what they look like.

Has any human contributed more to grade-B entertainment than Stella? 1 In addition to all the abysmal movies she appeared in, she gave birth to Andrew Stevens, and therefore gave us another complete generation of “other crap.”

By the way, Stella is still with us. She turned 80 in October.

(1) I deliberately excluded William Shatner from that question with the word “human.” He is more than a mere mortal in the grade-B universe. He is a god.

2 thoughts on “Stella Stevens topless (.gif)

  1. I’m probably the only one who thinks this, but when I see Kamala Harris and her followers waving their “For the People” signs, I can only think of that great 1965 tv show of the same name, starring our God, the great Shatner. I know this is a bit off-topic since “For the People” was actually a rare venture for Shatner into the grade-A universe of quality drama. Another interesting fact, it co-starred major totty, Jessica Walter, as his wife; she’s still on tv and filing MeToo allegations at age 77!

  2. Well, at least Stella has Nutty Professor & Poseidon Adventure, two entertaining films (even though she gives a very annoying performance in the latter.) BTW, you should see Shatner in a 1972 Hawaii 5-0 episode called “You Don’t Have To Kill To Get Rich — But It Helps.” That show was known for its dire seriousness, but Bill puts on a wildly hammy Deep Southern accent for his oddball character, for no apparent reason, which kinda comes & goes depending on whether he remembered to do it. It’s really campy and must’ve driven the uptight Jack Lord nuts.

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