“‘Yes We Can’ Check Out These Bikini Pics of Malia Obama”

“Don’t get discouraged when people tell you that you shouldn’t look at these pics or that you won’t gain anything useful from looking at pictures of Malia Obama rocking a bikini in Miami. These people live to make you as miserable as they are, and you shouldn’t spend another minute of your life worrying about what the right thing to do is. Just take a deep breath and remind the world that ‘Yes We Can’ look at these pics.”

Malia, by the way, has beautiful legs and a great booty.