This is a good version of this memorable pic, which was taken in the ancient times when women still had pubic hair.

Context:

Alyssa married rocker Cinjun Tate in 1999. After the wedding they took off for St. Bart’s on a honeymoon where paparazzi photographed her topless. She reportedly didn’t care that a crowd was present when she followed her husband into the surf and removed her bottoms. Despite that carefree start, the marriage was short-lived. She filed for divorce in November of that same year.

Here she is topless in a movie that may be even worse than the one mentioned below with Catherine Bach, if that is possible. The name of this one is Demon Rage. (1981)

As I wrote in my review, “Lana Wood, baby sister of screen legend Natalie Wood, was once a Bond girl: Plenty O’Toole in Diamonds are Forever. That, however, was in 1971, and was followed by a career that led downward to nowhere and then still farther downward to this film.”

The good news is that Lana was lovely, and had a very impressive chest.

Ol’ Daisy Duke is 65

Here she is topless in a .gif from the immortal cinema classic Crazed (1978)

Here’s a collage of the scene

My review of the film, which has very little to do with the film, but may amuse you. (It’s a long and complicated “inside baseball” argument that this is the lost Shakespearian play, Cardenio. It was written in a time when I was much closer to my English Lit days. Frankly, this old man has now forgotten many of the details cited in this odd essay.)