Day: March 8, 2019
J-Law lookin’ good (direct link, alternate link)
This was #2 among our Top Nude Scenes of 2018
“27 brave Texans were nabbed crossing the 140-mph mark on public roads in 2018.”
“The fastest? The driver of a 2003 Porsche 911, stopped for doing 166 mph in a 75 mph zone on June 10 in rural Carson County. The most unlikely? A 2013 Ford F-150 clocked at 150 mph just outside Fort Worth.”
The best excuse for going fifty over the limit? “The driver of a 2018 Mazda CX-5, who claimed she was doing 123 mph in a 65 zone because she was ‘running late to take her daughter to the DPS office to get her driver[‘s] license.'”
The new French nudity for 3/8:
Yasmine Lavoine in “Kleber(s)”:
Cléa Eden dansin “dévoilées”:
This excellent Katie Holmes clip has been slowed down and color-corrected (direct link, alternate link)
If you are reading this blog you undoubtedly already know this, but in case you were in a coma or living in a Tibetan monastery, this was the Top Nude Scene of 2000, and there are those who would argue it is their favorite of all-time. (We should do that poll. Katie Holmes, Daddario, Eva Green, Phoebe Cates … many others. Might be fun. Only problem is, do I need a thousand nominees?)
Katarina Witt was a figure skating champion in the 1980s. She won gold medals in two different Olympiads – and she got naked
Sophie Skelton – gorgeous nude scene in Outlander (2014) (direct link, alternate link)
Sophie also did a (much less impressive) sex scene more recently in Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2018)
In this video, Milo demonstrates why walking around naked is better art than any of that stuffy Rembrandt crap.
But Hogan never had to swing around a chest like that
Tip o’ the day:
“PAIGE SPIRANAC REVEALS HOW TO HIT GOLF BALLS WITH A LARGE CHEST …” (And she kindly demonstrates while wearing a low-cut top.)
There must be more like this. Hope to see them.
I haven’t seen her in years, but she is in a movie now in the pipeline, albeit far, far down the cast list. And that ain’t good, because I don’t even know the stars of that film.
Yeah, it’s only a strategic nude, but it’s hot.
“Ilhan Omar ripped former President Barack Obama in an interview published Friday, belittling his ‘pretty face’ and saying his agenda of hope and change was an illusion.”
The right-wing hate-o-sphere must be so-o-o-o conflicted right now. Sure, they want to hate her because of Islam, but first David Duke praises her for her alleged anti-semitism, and now she goes full Limbaugh on Obama. She might end up getting re-elected as a Republican.
Trump claims Michael Cohen asked him ‘directly’ for pardon
Michael Cohen says he never asked for pardon, accuses Trump of lying
You mean one of those guys is (gasp) lying? Prepare my fainting couch!
It’s always better when Trump and Cohen agree on something. Then you know for sure it’s false.
“The grand jury returned two separate sets of charges. The first set are related to what Smollett told officers about the alleged attack, including that the attackers called him racial and homophobic slurs, struck him with their hands, put a noose around his neck, and poured some sort of chemical substance on him.
The second set of charges are related to the second interview Smollett had with police about the alleged attack later that day.”
“The House Oversight Committee in early February had already obtained the leaked documents that detail the entire process, from the spring of 2017 to the spring of 2018, on how both Kushner and Trump were ultimately granted their security clearances.”
That process is still unknown to us.
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“He has lived an otherwise blameless life,” the judge says of Manafort.
Manafort is expected to serve only 38 months because of “time served.”
UPDATE:
From the comments section:
His daughter Andrea apparently feels different about “blameless”…
I imagine I’d be horrified at how politically incorrect Dan Jenkins‘ books are if I re-read them now, but damn, they were hilarious at the time.
Featuring Kelly Reilly’s great outdoor tub scene (direct link, alternate link)