Bonus: the team is named the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp
“There are tons of stupid laws out there. Men not being able to wear strapless gowns in public, and ‘no singing in public while wearing a swimsuit’ might be some of the laws we end up seeing broken. Women also can’t parachute on Sundays. Who knows which other ones we may see fall.”
Scoop’s note: I’m pretty sure they won’t break the one about women parachuting on Sundays. It’s a Friday night game.