Funny line!
We are now looking at these as the most likely scenarios:
Trump vs Biden
Trump vs Sanders
- Sanders was born in September 1941 in Brooklyn (obviously).
- Biden was born in November of 1942 in Scranton (presumably on a train).
- Trump was born in June of 1946 in Kenya (which is just as accurate as his claim that his dad was born in Germany).
Trump, the youngest of the three, is actually slightly older than Bill Clinton and G.W. Bush. VERY slightly. It’s just about a three-way tie.
Among Biden, Sanders and Trump, will all three of them actually make it to the end of the next Presidential term in January of 2025? Will any of them? Bernie will be 83, Biden 82, and Trump will be 78 and obese with a fast-food addiction, which means he is probably the oldest of the three if you measure it in terms of life expectancy. (You don’t see a lot of old fat guys.) Even Elizabeth Warren will be 75 then. There’s not a lot of fresh young blood coursing through our system.
SIDEBAR: in a sense, those three guys come from three different cultural generations. Trump is an early baby boomer. Biden is a war baby. Bernie was born before Pearl Harbor.
Hell, Bernie was probably born before the invention of harbors.
Or pearls.
That headline is right up there with “Clinton Feels Nation’s Pain, Breasts”.