It’s the only baby T-rex in the world – and you can buy it on eBay!

It can be yours immediately for the low, low “buy it now” price of $2.95 million, plus $64.05 for shipping.

I’m not kidding about the $64.05. That is what it says.

You’d think they would throw in free shipping for a crummy 65 bucks if you belly up to the bar with nearly three million in your wallet.

The entry also notes that “Seller does not accept returns.”

By the way, scientists are not happy about this for many reasons, one of which being that they would like to study it to determine whether it is in fact a baby T-rex, or perhaps an adult member of a smaller related species.

4 thoughts on “It’s the only baby T-rex in the world – and you can buy it on eBay!

  1. shipping’s now only $45.70, but maybe that’s because I’m also in California. On the other hand, the 9% sales tax puts it just out of my price range.

    1. Yeah. 9% of three million is a good chunk of change. If you decide to buy it, you can send me the money and I’ll order it from here. I won’t charge you anything for the service, but you’ll have to play the full $64.05.

      Make it $64 even. I’ll spring for the nickel.

  2. It would appear the coins are only copies of rare coins or limited editions like Franklin Mint items. Maybe it’s the first Franklin Mint dinosaur run.

  3. To me, the $64.05 for shipping would suggest this is a joke, but if people are taking it seriously…it might still be a joke. Sounds like something Groucho Marx would have said, if Ebay was around in his time.

    I remember a movie in which he was trying to sell someone a health insurance policy: “If you lose a leg, they help you look for it.’

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