This pic of Kate Beckinsale is not really a see-through, but it’s just about perfect anyway.
I tip my hat to Pete Davidson.
Ariana Grande and Beckinsale?
That funny-lookin’, neurotic dude is the John Derek of our time!
From the comment section: “It’s only a matter of time before ugly, skinny dudes all over the world start getting a new stupid hair style & tattoo every week, and threatening suicide at the drop of a hat, in order to turn on those hot famous chicks who dig alternative depressives.”
Scoop’s note: “I just remembered. I have my appointments today for tattoos and hair dye. Can one of you guys let Daddario know I’ll be standing on the Golden Gate Bridge at midnight Tuesday? Thanks.”
I almost commented “No, the Billy Joel of our time”, but then I realized, Billy had serious talent, so can’t be compared to Pete. Pete seems to be attractive to hot famous chicks because of his bizarre alternative hairstyles, tattoos, ‘kooky’ t-shirts, & backwards ball caps, as well as his suicidal tweets & inappropriate public remarks, rather than any discernible talent (other than making goofy, stoned faces at the SNL camera.) So maybe he’s best compared to some ugly crazy talentless rapper like Kanye or whoever. Regardless, he fucked Ariana Grande multiple times, which is very impressive, even though she licks donuts that she doesn’t purchase in shops, which takes points off because that’s even weirder than suicidal tweets. Whatever he’s doing to get famous pussy, it seems to work better than confidence, stability, talent, good looks, and other qualities that seem to be passé now. I think it’s probably temporary though, in his case. When he’s off SNL and back to being just another schmuck, he’d be *lucky* to get Lohan, so reserve a space for him up there on the Golden Gate.
It’s only a matter of time before ugly, skinny dudes all over the world start getting a new stupid hair style & tattoo every week, and threatening suicide at the drop of a hat, in order to turn on those hot famous chicks who dig alternative depressives