David Arquette is now a professional wrestler

He participates in a circuit called “Bar Wrestling,” which I assume is like “Saloon Singing,” except potentially fatal.

Although I guess saloon singing could have been fatal if you stole a prime gig from Sinatra.

“Last November Arquette was hospitalized after suffering an infection when his neck was slashed by a glass tube in an extreme exhibition match against Nick Gage. The 47-year-old admits that the ‘scary’ injury came just centimeters from his main artery and could have been his last moment on earth.”

3 thoughts on “David Arquette is now a professional wrestler

    1. Yeah, he seems like the scholarly type, probably quantum physics or advanced math.

  1. It makes sense. Bar Wrestling is run in part by Joey Ryan (He of the infamous Dick Flip [https://youtu.be/bB0yIR5Tq0I]). It’s a ridiculous show that’s usually a ton of fun and full of insanity. The shows take place in southern California at various bars. Highly recommend if you’re in the mood for weird, random fun.

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