“Deputies ordered him multiple times to surrender, but he continued to sing karaoke.”

Singing karaoke instead of surrendering is only a misdemeanor, unless you sing Greatest Love of All, which is a capital offense.

3 thoughts on ““Deputies ordered him multiple times to surrender, but he continued to sing karaoke.”

  1. One of the highlights of my last time in Prague was looking up at the actual window from which the Calvinists chucked the two Bohemian Catholic lords in 1618 (they were basically unharmed having either landed on a dung heap below or caught by angels depending upon the source). Lucky in either case because it looked like 60 feet plus up to the window. That little episode only started what became the Thirty Years War.

  2. …or “I Believe I Can Fly”, where the mandatory minimum is defenestration.

    1. Those ancient Czechs were wise.

      My ancestors in Poland attempted to copy their Czech cousins, but they found out that defenestration isn’t sufficiently effective when you only have one-story buildings.

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