“Jellied moose nose cannot be found in restaurants.”

3 thoughts on ““Jellied moose nose cannot be found in restaurants.””

1. As a Canadian, what the fuck is a moose nose?

   1. EX Canadian. I believe they just revoked your citizenship for insufficient moose knowledge. The good news? The penalty is deportation to a moose-free clime of your choice. Were I in your snowshoes, I would choose Fiji.

      But seriously, I don’t think it’s a “Canada where people actually live” kind of thing. It’s more like a Resolute kind of thing. (And it looks absolutely disgusting. If the only two things on the menu were this and lutefisk, you’d order the lutefisk.)

2. Their long provincial nightmare is over.

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