Woman arrested after allegedly trespassing at CIA headquarters four times, asking to speak to ‘Agent Penis’

Penis never seemed to be in.

As I see it, this is a hard prosecution. Who knows if it will stand up in court, because the investigators seem to have made a boner, and Agent Penis can’t seem to come to the trial, but perhaps the DA can rise to the occasion.

OK, I got it out of my system now.

You might say I shot my load.

OK, it was almost out.