Step 1: Fuck Kendall.
Step 2: Marry Kylie, who is incredibly rich, with no pre-nup.
Step 3: Send the addresses of all the others to Hannibal Lecter.
Step 4: After the wedding ceremony, send Kylie’s address to Lecter. You can keep fucking Kendall while you wait to clear probate.
Step 5: Now that you’re nearly a billionaire, you can pretty much fuck as many supermodels as you like, so you can gradually move Kendall down the priority list. Plus, I assume she might be upset when she discovers you had her entire family killed.
My favorite part – the idea of doing anything to/with Khloe never comes up.
You know what? Khloe is now kind of hot. Who could have guessed?
Her surgeons and her photoshop battalion?