Puerto Rico has a new governor

No, not that guy. A new guy. The last one only lasted five days! Puerto Rico goes through governors like Trump goes through cabinet members large buckets of KFC.

3 thoughts on “Puerto Rico has a new governor

  1. Looks like the Stable Genius was right all along about the corruption there. Funny thing is, Trump watched where the money went, just like he did with Baltimore.

    Trump is looking out for the people, and doing his best to protect us from the deep staters who are just hungry for money & power. And this sting operation he’s conducting doesn’t go after Democrats – the D’s & R’s are equally corrupt.

    1. I defy you to find the word “Trump” in that story.

      As far as the money, if by “watched” you mean “made shit up about”, then I agree with you. “Sting operation he’s conducting “? Yeah, I just picture Trump sitting there with a headset on listening to a wire like Freamon and McNulty. Actually, his talent lies more in the paper towel-lobbing area.

  2. First guy did the putin shuffle: “stepped down” and installed a patsy. People of PR said nope.

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