“Red Bull and Monster don’t contain bull semen”

The headline sounds jokey, but the truth is quite different from what you might think. They do contain taurine, which can come from bull semen, but they use taurine that has been synthesized in a lab. PETA says Monster Energy Drink is appropriate for a vegan diet, unlike blowing a bull

Actually, this raises an important question. Can vegans blow a bull if they don’t swallow? Asking for a friend.

OK, I admit it. It wasn’t “for a friend.” I prefer blowing a bull to drinking Red Bull. It’s more fun, and also tastes better.