Rudy Giuliani ropes ambassadors into Phonegazi

Rudy says two State Department officials were kept abreast of his Ukrainian shenanigans

And one of them just resigned. To show how rapidly this story is breaking, this news broke ten minutes AFTER I started researching and typing this. It’s crazy!

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  1. “Kept Abreast”

    Rudy: Hey, I’ve been talking to the Ukrainians about helping us with Biden.

    Volker: Um, not such a good idea.

    Rudy: Also, I’ll be going to Armenia next week to meet with Putin and the boys.

    Volker: That’s it. I’m gettin’ the fuck out.

    1. My bad. It looks like Volker was actually the one who put Rudy in touch with Ukranians. Sorry, Kurt, this won’t be a good alibi.

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