1. No ceasefire
2. I ain’t meetin’ with Pence.

He’s into some next level shit, and this is not good.

Can’t blame him about the Pence thing, though. I don’t know whether I could stay awake for five minutes talking to Mike Pence.

They basically had the game won in the first inning when they exploded for seven runs. Their sweep of the Cardinals means that they now have about a week to rest up while the Astros and Yankees sort things out.

The Astros won last night, as Gerrit Cole extended his amazing win streak. He didn’t dazzle this time, but he kept the Yankees off the scoreboard and got the job done. Stros up 2-1.