“GOP Lawmakers Watch Silently As Trump Strangles Each Of Their Loved Ones In Turn””

“After I watched the president slowly and methodically squeeze the life out of my wife’s body as she gasped, futilely, for breath, he gave me his personal assurance that he was not responsible for her death, so I continue to stand by this administration.”

The Onion

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  1. You know, distinguishing the Onion’s headlines from real ones nowadays reminds me of a fictitious book title I once read: “How To Tell Your Friends From Your Enemies With Virtual Ninety Percent Accuracy”.

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