“I don’t know who Maria Demina is”

“– and I don’t care.”

Sloshed Stepdad has a point there. She’s naked, and she’s quite a fox. She’s probably one of those Russian ops send here to live in the suburbs and seduce us, continually spying in order to learn the key secrets of American life, like how a right-hander should play a sharp dogleg left if he has a natural fade.

As sozzled stepdad states, she has a great Instagram bio:

“Oh what a woman. I’m natural for you. For offers marrydemy@gmail.com”