“Russian iPhone User Sues Apple for Turning Him Gay”
From the comment section:
“The first thing I always do with a new phone is go into the settings and uncheck the Turn Me Gay option.”
Scoop’s note:
Damn! I didn’t know it was built-in to the phone’s options. I purchased the app from the Apple Store, after I got a sudden urge to blow Jack Lord.
Now, you tell me I could have done it for free, and one of my so-called friends tells me that Jack Lord has passed away.
He said that right out of the blue.
Without softening the blow.
The first thing I always do with a new phone is go into the settings and uncheck the Turn Me Gay option.