A .gif of her dancing in Sex and Lies in Sin City (2008)

This film presents the story of the death of Ted Binion, one of the sons of Benny Benion, a mob figure who was a key contributor to the original growth spurt of Las Vegas, and later the originator of the World Series of Poker. His son Ted was alleged to be a mathematical genius and a generally good guy, but was also a drug addict, and that got him in with the wrong crowd and eventually led to his death. His OD was originally considered a suicide, but the detectives later determined that the suicide had been staged. Ted’s girlfriend and her lover were charged and convicted in his death, but were later granted a new trial and acquitted on the murder charges. (They were convicted of several other charges related to their presence at the murder scene.)

I suppose there’s a great movie in there somewhere for Scorsese or somebody like that, but this Lifetime Original is only watchable. I did an extensive commentary, but my analysis is more about the real crimes than the movie’s portrayal of them.

View this post on Instagram

Women are messy.

A post shared by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) on

Well, she’s lookin’ good lately

View this post on Instagram

I could choose to be embarrassed by these paparazzi pics- I mean, that’s probably the point of someone publishing them in the first place- but I’m really not. I could lie and say it was an early Halloween look (Don’t you get it? I’m going as a con woman leaving a Florida Keys jail after being acquitted of murdering her husband, and now she’s trying to get disability license plates.) But the truth is just: This is what life is like when I’m struggling most with chronic illness. An Ehler-Danlos syndrome flare means that I need support from more than just my friends… so thank you, sweet cane! For years, I resisted doing anything that would make my physical situation easier, insisting that a cane would “make things weird.” But it’s so much less weird to actually be able to participate than to stay in bed all day. And yes, you'd better believe I'm wearing my nightgown. I was walking four feet to the car to go to the doctor and I wanted to be full cozy. I mean, didn't Bieber wear hotel slippers for like five years? Yeah, so I can wear my glamour nighty for two hours. And then an hour later, I’m in a meeting look tackling the job I love. That’s the two-fold life of a woman with chronic illness; we still rock our dreams and goals and passions (and fashions) and we live many lives in one day. Tell me about your day!

A post shared by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) on

Short answer no, but Fahrenheit’s convoluted explanation of his scale is fascinating.

Did you know that Celsius was almost as loony? Today’s centigrade scale makes sense in that 0 is the freezing point of water and 100 is the boiling point, but that was decided after the death of Celsius. “The original Celsius scale had 100 for freezing, 0 for boiling. In other words, it was upside down.”