Trump rages at a Christian magazine that called him “grossly immoral.”
“Jesus is only a savior because he was crucified. I like saviors who weren’t crucified.”
Day: December 20, 2019
Amanda Peet in The Whole Nine Yards (2000)
She finished second among our best nude scenes of 2000
(It was a distant second. Don’t get me wrong, Amanda was awesome in that scene, but Katie Holmes got more votes that year than all the other nominees added together. Nobody thinks of Katie Holmes as a mega-babe today, but this was all anybody discussed in 2000.)
Liv Tyler in Stealing Beauty (1999)
This was #6 among our best nude scenes of 1996, which was one of the best years in history for cinema nudity.
It’s Ralphie’s mom from A Christmas Story, and she showed off some impressive nipples to Paul Newman in Slap Shot (1977)
Eloise Valli in “Folle d’amour”:
Joy Koch in “Dans sa tête”:
Jana Klein in “Un café sans musique c’est rare à Paris”:
Cecile Fisera in “Perdrix”:
Charlie’s Archives (1000s of pics and collages, no password required)
From Little White Lies:
In the autumn of 2015, I adopted two lovely stray cats while living in Berlin. After I took them to the vet to be neutered, they returned with upset stomachs due to the anaesthetic used. I left them alone for a few hours while I went to the supermarket – when I came back, in either a random tragedy or a deliberate act of feline revenge – one of them had managed to direct his explosive diarrhoea all over the bottom shelf of my bookcase.
Naively I assumed this was the most abhorrent cat-related incident I would ever bear witness to. I suppose, in some twisted way, I should be impressed (director) Tom Hooper has managed to best this.
From The Boston Globe:
Oh God, my eyes.
From The Detroit News
An astonishing misfire. It’s “Battlefield Earth” with whiskers.
From the Chicago Tribune:
“Cats” cannot be beat for sheer folly and misjudgment and audience-reaction-to-“Springtime for Hitler”-in-“The Producers” stupefaction.
The statuesque Italian model was featured in Pitbull’s video for “Timber.” Say what you want about Mr. Bull, or “Pit,” as I like to call him. OK, maybe he looks like Arnold Vosloo in The Mummy, but based on his choice of this woman, you have to think he has a decent future as a casting director.
Avaah Blackwell in the triumphant cinema treasure, Adventures of a Pizza Guy – 2015. Surprisingly, inexplicably, the Academy overlooked this film in its 2015 Oscar nominations.
Brie guest-hosted for Jimmy Kimmel (and quite competently, I thought), and she used the opportunity to show that she can bring the sexy when called upon.
I have always loved this full-frontal nudity from the Baywatch babe. Alexandra Paul shows everything to The Dude in 8 Million Ways to Die (1986)
With the holidays upon us, #LSSC is proud to present this brand new animated Christmas classic! #OnceUponImpeachment 🎄🎁
cc @CartoonPres pic.twitter.com/xYQRGiGEo3— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) December 20, 2019
Here’s one .gif for now. More to come.
UPDATE: Here’s a second one. This one is on imgur.
UPDATE #2: Here’s a third one – the best so far.
4K captures here.
Josephine Jacqueline Jones in Black Venus (1983)
From Wikipedia: “Black Venus is a 1983 softcore erotic melodrama film directed by Claude Mulot. It purportedly is based on an unspecified short story by Honoré de Balzac. It was produced by Playboy Enterprises and originally aired in an edited 80-minute version on the Playboy Channel; an uncut English-dubbed version was released on DVD in 2006.”
One of the stars of the film was an English scandal figure, Mandy Rice-Davies, who was played by Bridget Fonda in Scandal, the 1989 film about the Profumo Affair.
As for Josephine Jacqueline Jones: Before this film she was Miss Bahamas, 1979. After this film she made a few more unimportant films for 3-4 years, then disappeared. She would only be 59 now, so I assume she’s alive, but as far as I can tell, nobody seems to know or care where she is.
A large, cropped capture of Kristen Stewart topless in Lizzie (2018)
