Olivia Cooke in Katie Says Goodbye (2016)
(imgur)
Day: December 23, 2019
Diane Lane in Lady Beware (1987). She was 21 when this film was lensed. The quality of the linked clip is mediocre at best, but I have never seen a better one. For reasons unknown to me, there doesn’t seem to be a good quality version of this film available on consumer video.
I guess it’s a crap movie, although I haven’t seen it. It was filmed in Pittsburgh and Lane’s co-stars are a whole bunch of people you never heard of. And the plot sounds awful, “A Pittsburgh window dresser gets tough with a deranged lab technician who bugs her.” The reviewer for the not-yet-failing New York Times said, “Karen Arthur, the director, seems to have given up trying to understand what is going on, for which you can’t blame her.”
But gimme a break – crap, schmap! It’s Diane Lane topless at 21 in good light! (Sample below). The pre-failing New York Times, in dissing the film, also gave the best reason to watch it: “Much of this movie is devoted to stalking Miss Lane. He talks dirty to her on the telephone, breaks into her mailbox, peeps at her taking a bath (a sight worth the peeping, not only for Miss Lane’s endowments but also because she bathes by candlelight and sips champagne between scrubs) and at her lovemaking, and commits other nuisances.”
No! Not the dreaded “other nuisances”!
As Eddie Murphy said, “Money don’t crack.”
The aforementioned simoleons may be used in two key areas:
1) spend hundreds of thousands on various youth-restoring treatments
and/or
2) spend another twenty bucks a month on Photoshop
A jumbo-ass capture of Brie hosting Kimmel’s show
“Here are a couple of photos that Version 2.0 of Modern Family star Ariel Winter just posted on her Instagram featuring her sexy little self giving us a look at her romantic dinner, and more importantly, giving us a look at her ginormous cleavage.”
The best set yet!
A brightened and enhanced look at one of 2019’s best nude scenes.
A .gif of Rebecca Marshall in Party Down (s2e3)
A brightened .gif of one of the year’s best scenes: Cara Delevingne in Carnival Row, s1e3.
Excellent enhancement. This is what the scene should have looked like in the first place.
.. on a cycle. Strange lady.
Yet again, this is a picture of a young Russo that is new to me. (imgur)
Kim Evenson in Kandyland (1987)