Mimi got naked and stayed naked in Full Body Massage.

She finished third in our poll of the Top Nude Scenes of 1995. That was a tough year. Nobody was going to top Milano in that Vampire thingy and Berkley in Showgirls, so Mimi went as high as a 40ish woman could go.

“40ish?” We’ve been through this many times. Mimi claims to have been born in 1956, but she has publicly admitted that it’s bullshit.

“When I ask cautiously whether January 27, 1956 is the accurate date of her birth, she gives me a mischievous look and says, coyly: ‘The day and month are right, but the year isn’t. Let’s just leave it at that.'”

I do know now that the date is only off by one year. On July 13, 1965, she won a swimming competition in Tucson for girls 9-10.

Therefore, if she was not born in 1956, it must have been 1955, since she could not have competed in that event if she had been 11 or older at the time.

Nobody seems to know what Mimi did from 1966-80. A search for Miriam or Mimi Spickler (her name at the time) at Newspapers.com produces no appropriate hits at all after her 1964-1965 swimming championships. A search for Mimi Rogers (her name after her first marriage) produces no appropriate hits from 1976-1980. She disappeared from the globe for 15 years until she turned up in a 1981 episode of Hill Street Blues. There are no mentions of her in summer stock or community theater or anything else. Her own claim is that she labored in patient care and social work.

The guy is freaking evil,ā€ Special Operator Miller told investigators. ā€œThe guy was toxic,ā€ Special Operator First Class Joshua Vriens, a sniper, said in a separate interview.

A certain stable genius pardoned the man, and also reversed his demotion. Gallagher was allowed to retire from the service as a Seal, retaining an additional $200,000 pension he would have forfeited had his demotion stood.