“Melbourne Childcare Centre Replaces Santa With ‘Sustainability Pirate’ For Christmas Party”
The tots will be treated to a fun anti-Santa slide show from the Sustainability Pirate about how reindeer flatulence is exacerbating the greenhouse gas problem. “Yaarrrr, lads. When we hoist the mainsail, usin’ renewable wind energy we be.”
Although the Sustainability Pirate admits that he has difficulty delivering presents to the good little boys and girls who don’t live on waterfront property.
…aye Jim-young-person-of-indeterminate-gender, a lump o’ coal will still do for the bad ‘uns.
Though at first I thought you meant a personal computer had gone rogue, which would actually be scarier.