A .gif of Tricia Helfer in Ascension (2014)
This seems to have been taken long ago, but I don’t remember it, and it’s worth a look.
(Sorry, imgur haters, but it’s there. Everything seems to be coming up imgur today.)
A .gif of Susan George in Straw Dogs (1971)
“The FDA’s approval of a drug containing cocaine was so unusual that Snopes conducted a fact check to see if it was true. An FDA spokesperson confirmed to Snopes that Numbrino was approved, along with warning labels and other safeguards to discourage its abuse.”
“Not only did he have some iconic models walk in the show, but nearly every celebrity attended the event. He had Dita Von Teese show off her tiny waist in a nude corset fit, by the way the entire collection (230 outfits) was made entirely out of recycled old collections. He had Coco Rocha do the god damn river dance, and then he had Gigi and Bella Hadid show off their sexy bodies in some see through creations.”
Mr Peanut gave his life to save Wesley Snipes.
I did not make that up.
The medics tried to save him, but he had lost too much butter.
Sidetrack: When I was a very young boy in Rochester, NY, the main baseball rivals of our hometown Red Wings were the nearby Buffalo Bisons, who starred one of the greatest power hitters in history, the mighty Luke Easter, our most feared opponent. More to the point of this post, they also fielded a player named “Peanuts” Lowrey. I never got out to the ballpark when I was that age, so everything I knew about baseball came from the radio, and for years, I continued to believe that our radio announcer was calling him “Penis” Lowrey.
So, while Mr. Peanut may be dead and buried with his top hat and monocle, it is my fervent hope that Mr. Penis is still alive and working, his top hat intact.
“Candids of Ariel Winter showing butt cheek while out on a walk with her dogs in tiny shorts!”
Groucho: And how she got those shorts on the dogs, I’ll never know.
Nicole Scherzinger in a thong from the “Stars in Greece” series, not to be confused with those pictures of Kenickie in the “Stars in Grease” series.
“Here’s one of my oldest crushes, Star Trek star Jeri Ryan, looking as stunning and as ridiculously hot as she did back in her Seven of Nine days at the Star Trek: Picard UK premiere, and flashing a whole lot of her killer legs, and busting out her ginormous braless cleavage and bosom”