And so affordable for the average woman:
“The lacquered bustier — retail value: $15,000 — encases the wearer’s chest to form a layer of protection. But unlike more traditional, less fashion-y armor, it’s done in a hot-pink hue and looks more like molded plastic than iron or steel.
I went to school with a guy named Boob Plate. If he’s still alive, this is his time. Of course, he preferred to be called “Bob pla-TAY.”
Jesus Christ, just when you think you’ve figured out every bra strap and hook system they have, they come with this happy crap! Unfair!
Unless it’s voice-activated, they can keep it. Actually, that’s a good fashion rule of thumb.