Many people argue that Canada is already vanilla enough, but in a more literal sense, they can now control most of the world’s vanilla supply, given that vanilla flavoring can be extracted from beavers’ assholes.
Beavers’ assholes have some worth, but there is still no known value for assholes’ beavers, which is tough news for Ann Coulter.
Watch in four years, “beaver asshole free” will be the new gluten-free. Not for distgustingness reasons, but out of kindness to beavers.