Because he, like so many of us, thinks that the one thing porn needs is more reading!
As silly as this seems, I would like to see the captions they come up with.
Here’s your pizza.
Why don’t you come in for a second.
Ooh. Aah. Oh, my god. Oh. Oh. (Repeat as needed)
and let’s not forget…
“Hi. I’m here to clean your pool.”
“Oh thank God you finally got here, it’s SO dirty.”