“We use this trial to scrutinize the facts and then determine exactly how we will storm into the Oval Office, hoist the delighted president aloft, and regale him with spirited rounds of ‘Hip, hip, hurray,’ said Sen. Mitch McConnell”
“I understand my solemn role in this trial is to examine all the information at hand before passing judgment. Until then, it would simply be irresponsible to comment on whether or not we will incorporate party horns, noisemakers, or a big cake covered with lit sparklers into the proceedings.”
That’s not fair! He should be railroaded out the same way he was railroaded in!
The truth and the Onion have become one. I ought to be terrified, but I am comfortably numb instead. Another option would be finding it hilarious, but I am too dispirited by what America has revealed itself to be for that.