Do you like to pound some pussy? Got a powerful hankerin’ for some beaver? If you like those things and are a literal thinker, Lake Erie could be your Caribbean! 1

“Sex with animals is illegal in Ohio — except for these 8 counties

That includes Toledo (Lucas county), where sheep-fuckin’ is currently legal. You had better hurry up and take your vacation, however, because the humor-challenged Ohio legislature is currently trying to close that loophole.

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FOOTNOTES
1. I guess if you are truly a literal thinker, then Lake Erie is your Lake Erie.

The Jennifer Lopez ass doesn’t really appeal to me, but I have to admit that she keeps it in perfect shape at age 50.

In a related story:

The FCC got 1,300 complaints over the Jennifer Lopez / Shakira Super Bowl halftime show.

“I do not subscribe to The Playboy Channel, we do not buy porn for $20 a flick, we simply wanted to sit down as a family and watch the Super Bowl.”

HOWEVER – there is something rotten in Denmark:

“Some of the complaints released as part of the FCC’s response to its FOIA were duplicates, so it is unclear whether those viewers submitted the same complaint multiple times.”

My guess: one or more churches handed their parishoners a form letter and the FCC’s address.