McDonald’s selling Quarter Pounder® scented candles

UncleScoopy

I like to burn mine next to the candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina, and just let them fight it out.

Although they are kinda similar.

2 thoughts on “McDonald’s selling Quarter Pounder® scented candles”

  1. UncleScoopy said: “Although they are kinda similar.”

    I was going to ask how you knew that, but I quickly decided I did NOT want to know, thank you very much.

    1. I was referring to the scents of the CANDLES. I can’t say what Paltow’s vag smells like, but it is undoubtedly a combination of honeysuckle, fresh-baked cookies and a meadow of wildflowers after a spring rain.

      The candle, however, smells like a Quarter Pounder.

      Or at least that’s how I imagine all of this.

      If Paltrow lets me sniff her quim, I’ll update you.

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