The coldest, grayest place on Earth?
Russians have long been in training for their first theme parks … no other nationality has more experience standing in long lines.
My favorite part of the park? Tundraland!
(Although Anna Karenina’s Runaway Train Ride is a close second, and I also enjoy the Haunted Communal Apartment!)
One complaint: I had a hard time finding my car to go home. I thought it was in Pogrom 16, and it was actually Gulag 16.
That’s really on me, though. I should have been able to figure it out since mine was the only car in the lot.
And after I found it, I abandoned it anyway. I was afraid to approach it because of the wolves.