Christina Ricci in After Life

This was among the top ten nude scenes of 2010. Christina has, without much fanfare, been the consistently best performer in our annual polls, with four top ten finishes. She’s the only performer to appear in the top ten in four different years. In addition to the 9th place in 2010:

Jennifer Connelly also had four top-ten finishes – all within five years (1996-2000), but two of them were in the same year.

“William Shatner and his ex-wife Elizabeth Martin have divvied up their assets and it looks like the award-winning actor is walking away with the former couple’s supply of horse semen.”

That’s right. You are talking about the winner of the Award for Best Actor of March 2019 in the Festigious International Film Festival!

I did not make that up. See here. Incredible though it may seem, Shatner has also won some better-known awards, like a Golden Globe and two Prime-Time Emmys. What – no Grammy?

He has also been awarded the Guinness World Record for the most expensive kidney stone. I didn’t make that one up either. You can’t really write jokes about Bill Shatner because they are never as funny as the real shit.