“Sorry, folks, country’s closed. Mussolini out front should have told ya.”

“It is now taking the step to cut off its citizens, no matter where they live, from most kinds of travel, including abroad and from one region in the country to another. Italians will be permitted to travel only for essential work, health reasons or other emergencies.”

Wow.

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Keira Knightley Is Done With Nude Scenes

“Keira recently sat down with the Financial Times (and what better publication to break this kind of news) and stated that while she was completely comfortable performing nude in her youth (she’s 34, by the way), she has since decided that she would rather cover herself up, because being a mother of two daughters has made her ‘nipples droop!'”