Gee, I wonder how he chose the hospitality industry. I wonder if anyone famous is in the hotel business.
Day: March 16, 2020
Breasts, and even a brief bush shot. (Cute scene. She is surprised by unexpected visitors. She remains in motion in the bush shot, so it’s somewhat blurry.)
As ol’ Casey used to say, “Amazin’“
(The Onion, of course)
“Although this was a difficult decision, as of this morning, we have ordered a nationwide closure of all slits, gashes, holes, and cracks until this global pandemic passes.”
“You basically just sit on your can all day and maybe show up at a meeting every month or two, so if a woman wants to do that, be my guest.”
Poe’s law again.
This one is NOT The Onion. It’s real. In today’s world, the line between satire and reality is blurred.
“Prominent televangelist would like people to believe that coronavirus can be cured through their TV sets, so long as those televisions are tuned into his show.”
“There was a time when going to Target did not feel like a daring and dangerous mission. That time, of course, was long ago, by which I mean last week. The good old days!
It’s different now. Now we are hunkering in our homes and keeping our social distance. We are also trying not to panic, which is difficult because every 14 seconds some health authority reminds us that this thing is going to get worse before it gets better and we don’t really know WHEN it will get better so for now you need to use common sense and remain calm and not panic and just REMAIN CALM BECAUSE THERE IS NO REASON TO PANIC even though we have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN and …
… and so on. “
Maybe I’m losing my eyesight, but she’s starting to look good to me.
Boryana Krumova Manoilova in an episode of Gomorrah (s3e3)
It’s about time Gomorrah started getting its just due instead of just being Sodom’s obscure little sister. Sodom even got its own sex act, and what did Gomorrah get? Nobody ever wants to Gomorramize you.
I don’t know enough about her to comment on the authenticity of this photo, but she is a journalist, a presenter on French TV, and apparently the possessor of a lovely rump.
We were impressed and awed by that when it happened in 2017 (OK, I’m still awed), but our awe is less dramatic now that we have seen everything in HD.
Asked what it was like to take the test, Trump says, "Not, not uh – something I want to do everyday…you know, it's a little bit of a — it's a little bit of — good doctors in the White House, but it's a test. It's a test. It's a medical test. Nothing pleasant about it."
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) March 16, 2020