“We need to provide a direct emergency $2,000 cash payment to every household in America every month for the duration of the crisis to provide them with the assistance they need to pay their bills and take care of their families.”
Day: March 17, 2020
Are you Americans prepared for the upcoming pelt shortage?
The United States and Canada are preparing to issue a joint statement in the next 24 to 48 hours to suspend non-essential travel between the two countries, a Trump administration official says https://t.co/rSYyCd3dc6
— CNN (@CNN) March 18, 2020
but this seems idiotic to me.
This is crazy but then again FBI and FOIA is a disastrous combo
FBI will no longer accept FOIA requests electronically because of #coronavirus. Instead, the bureau wants requesters to leave their homes and mail the request in. pic.twitter.com/SFA6C1xdPP
— Jason Leopold (@JasonLeopold) March 18, 2020
So, don’t use the internet. Instead handle a piece of paper and an envelope and a stamp, maybe licking things as needed, and send all that to us. Don’t forget to leave your home to get that mailed!
“Coronavirus lockdowns are massively improving the world’s air quality”
So the air you are gasping to breathe is better air than usual!
“The Trump administration says Americans returning from coronavirus hot spots are being screened for symptoms. Some travelers say that is not happening.”
“A $79 MILLION superyacht owned by a Saudi prince capsized and partially sunk (sic) while it was docked in Greece.”
Modestly so. Pasties, hand bra – usual deal.
Here’s that Christmas card Costanza was looking for.
Gaga can’t come to the phone right now. She’s tied up.
Actually she’s more “attached” than “tied up.” I don’t know how much of this is Photoshop vs Gaga, but I don’t think she has a bionic leg, so start from there.
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She lost almost 30 pounds, which is a lot of weight on her dinky little body – probably more than 20% of her body weight.
“dancing and shaking her cute little curves and showing off her sexy little legs and thighs (and a whole lot more) in spandex shorts, and giving us a peek at her sexy little cleavage as well”