You KNOW it was only a matter of time before the evil hand of Soros was revealed

I dunno. Before I start determining the exact cause of COVID-19, I’m waiting for Mel Gibson to weigh in.

Poe’s Law is invoked once again. I thought I was being sarcastic with I wrote this, but irony is now impossible because we have gone through the looking class.

Let’s face it, Sheriff Clarke writes the best parody site on the internet – and he’s not trying to. Here’s more wisdom from the lawman:

5 thoughts on “You KNOW it was only a matter of time before the evil hand of Soros was revealed

  1. Maybe we are going about all this social distancing and self quarantining all wrong. Instead of isolating people who test positive, round up everyone over 60 or with a compromised immune system who tests negative and put them in camps for the next 6 to 9 months and then reopen the country. I am guessing President Trump is working on the executive order now. Elected officials would be exempted of course. So that would keep Biden from campaigning but not Bernie. But I am sure Trump could find volunteers to sneeze on him.

  2. You can spell “Soros” by taking letters from Scoopy and Othercrap, which I think tells us who is secretly funding this website.

  3. Oh dear god, this nutburger used to be sheriff of the county I live in. He was a Trump supporter, and thought he might get a job out of that, maybe even a Cabinet position. Too bad for him Trump’s racial tolerance maxed out with Ben Carson.

    We are so lucky here that he is gone. I hope he takes his own advice, but that nobody else does, unless they are as crazy as he is.

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