Not ONE media outlet has asked about George Soros’s involvement in this FLU panic. He is SOMEWHERE involved in this.
— David A. Clarke, Jr. (@SheriffClarke) March 15, 2020
I dunno. Before I start determining the exact cause of COVID-19, I’m waiting for Mel Gibson to weigh in.
Poe’s Law is invoked once again. I thought I was being sarcastic with I wrote this, but irony is now impossible because we have gone through the looking class.
Let’s face it, Sheriff Clarke writes the best parody site on the internet – and he’s not trying to. Here’s more wisdom from the lawman:
GO INTO THE STREETS FOLKS. Visit bars, restaurants, shopping malls, CHURCHES and demand that your schools re-open. NOW!
If government doesn’t stop this foolishness…STAY IN THE STREETS.
END GOVERNEMNT CONTROL OVER OUR LIVES. IF NOT NOW, WHEN?
THIS IS AN EXPLOITATION OF A CRISIS.— David A. Clarke, Jr. (@SheriffClarke) March 15, 2020
Maybe we are going about all this social distancing and self quarantining all wrong. Instead of isolating people who test positive, round up everyone over 60 or with a compromised immune system who tests negative and put them in camps for the next 6 to 9 months and then reopen the country. I am guessing President Trump is working on the executive order now. Elected officials would be exempted of course. So that would keep Biden from campaigning but not Bernie. But I am sure Trump could find volunteers to sneeze on him.
You can spell “Soros” by taking letters from Scoopy and Othercrap, which I think tells us who is secretly funding this website.
The Illuminati?
“Snowball was here!!!!!!”
Oh dear god, this nutburger used to be sheriff of the county I live in. He was a Trump supporter, and thought he might get a job out of that, maybe even a Cabinet position. Too bad for him Trump’s racial tolerance maxed out with Ben Carson.
We are so lucky here that he is gone. I hope he takes his own advice, but that nobody else does, unless they are as crazy as he is.