Wrong: Coronavirus is bad, and the extent of the problem can be attributed to America’s poor leadership


Right: Coronavirus is actually good


In 2012, a team of Japanese researchers were analyzing tree rings dating to the years 774/775, when they noticed an enormous surprise. Instead of the typical variations they were used to, they saw a spike that was 20 times larger than normal. After years of analysis, the unlikely culprit has finally been revealed.”

“Noah Cyrus just released an album and shot a sexy baptism inspired image for the cover, today she released some of the behind the scenes shots from this photoshoot where she’s in the water wearing a nude bra and a sheer white dress.”

“Sexy baptism”? This is a case of where my catch-phrase, “as the good lord intended” might actually make sense. I wonder if that is a popular porn category like sexy babysitter or sexy entomologist.