Chanel West Coast wearing a bikini, 4/24/20
Day: April 24, 2020
President Trump announces his latest cure for coronavirus:
“Let’s shake in a dollop of tickles, an ounce of regret, and a single shooting star, then stir counterclockwise for two shakes of a lamb’s tail and we’re almost there,” said Trump, clapping his hands with glee as he began pedaling a bicycle connected to a bellows in order to fan the flame below the vials.”
The President now claims that his bleach-injection cure was “sarcasm.” I’m pretty sure that: (1) he was totally serious, since he repeated the suggestions after he walked them back; (2) he undoubtedly has no idea how to define the word “sarcasm.”
But assuming he was really being sarcastic, a different thread on this blog had some good observations on that:
Throughout history, the one distinguishing trait of the great leaders is sarcasm in the face of human suffering.
Very true. Very few people realize how sarcastic Lincoln’s delivery of the Gettysburg Address was. And radio allowed FDR to roll his eyes all the time during his fireside chats!
You won’t see these stats at baseball-reference.com.
Mickey claimed to lead the league in the category of in-game blow jobs
“The All-American Boy”https://t.co/h30J5qShlU pic.twitter.com/XeSNJuyANJ
— The Walk-Off (@TheWalkOffPod) June 22, 2018
Mickey also holds the record for most times vomiting on Angie Dickinson – actually he’s tied for the lead with the great Cap Anson.
I made up the Anson part. Angie isn’t that old. (Anson is a 19th century player). But the Mantle story is true, or so he claimed.
Previous:
Mickey also carried with him a cute little Hallmark-style card that said “wanna fuck”
Eva Löbau in Sex, Pity and Loneliness (2017)
I haven’t seen this movie, but it sounds like a rollickin’ good time!
Previous:
Nearly 30 years ago, Beart was naked for about two hours of screen time in La Belle Noiseuse (1991)
“Protective Security Officers tracked a suspect wearing a grey fur coat hopping through the heart of Adelaide”
Adelaide is a major city about the size of San Diego.
“Although it isn’t clear who owns the vessel, or how long the pair hung out there, the unusual sighting puts the animals’ giant size into a brand new perspective.”
Elizabeth Debicki’s nude scene in The Night Manager (2016, episode 3) is lovely, as is she, but they could have zoomed in a bit more, or moved the camera a little closer.
Previous:
Elizabeth Debicki in Widows (2018)
Elizabeth Debicki and Gemma Arterton in Vita & Virginia (2018).
Elizabeth Debicki in The Burnt Orange Heresy (2020). (It’s a crappy cam, but it’s what he have for now.)
Julianna really seems to be enjoying life in this clip from the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th
Scenes from various films, including Sushi Girl (2012)
Previous:
Cortney Palm in Zombeavers (2014)
Cortney Palm in Dead Ant (2017)
Cortney Palm in Death House (2018)
It seems that she was wearing two nipple patches and one of them came off. You can still see the one on her left breast (your right).
German footballers Annika Doppler and Selina Wagner
Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure https://t.co/3bKatQGz04 pic.twitter.com/0kkhWzjl98
— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 25, 2020