“Social Media Data Suggests COVID-19 Isolation Inspires More Nude Photos”

Their headline is promising; their evidence is unconvincing:

“Singles are tweeting the terms ‘nudes’ and ‘dick pics’ alongside the term ‘Coronavirus’ at a pace 384% higher than just 30 days ago.”

As on old college pal used to say, WWDFD. (Well, woop-dee-fuckin-do)