Man, those were the days when He spake as oft as He smote.

Note to the slow: Despite certification from The Creator of All Things, everything above is fictional, comparable to Trump’s tweets about Morning Joe. Carolyn does not exist. That is not a real Fordham report card.

Like Trump, I attended Fordham in 1966, and I still have all my report cards stashed away in a drawer.

  • They looked nothing like that. That style shown above is anachronistic. Graphics and computer print-outs were very primitive in the mid 60s.
  • There were no “minus” grades, and no D+ or F+. The only possible grades were A, B+, B, C+, C, D and F