“German zombie hunters stopped at Swedish border with car full of weapons”

The couple belonged to a group called “Zombie Response Team” and were found to have 16 illegal weapons in their possession upon crossing the border.

I can’t imagine why they were stopped. Their vehicle is so inconspicuous.

Anyway, they were on a fool’s mission. It’s a well-known fact that Swedish zombies are harmless to humans. They will only eat herring brains.