“North Korea state media report Kim Jong Un appearance”

But you know he’s not quite his normal self. He played a quick round of golf and – you’re not going to believe this – he two-putted one of the holes.

Of course, he still got a three on that par five.

OK, that was actually his dad with the amazing golfing abilities. The current leader, however, used his divine abilities for something more important – he developed a cure for every known disease.

Given that fact, I guess he can’t really be sick very long.