Updated with comments: Scarface getting remade by Coen Bros

UncleScoopy

They have written a script, but will not direct.

 

From the comment section:

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“Chi Chi, get the yeo!”

“Oh, ya, you betcha!”

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“ya’ll say howdy to my little friend”

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…and while numerous people will be cut in two by gunfire/chainsaws, there will be no smoking. They’re looking to also work in a cute robot sidekick that kids will want for Christmas.

…who is tentatively named My Little Friend, unless the Apple deal pans, in which case we’re committed to iSomething. Also, no weapons will work until you unlock your iPhone and open the SmartGun app. Christ, this shit writes itself. I may be in the wrong business. Note to self: call agent, have him line up some meetings and book me a suite at the Chateau Marmont.

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In recent Hollywood tradition, it is an all female lead cast…

6 thoughts on “Updated with comments: Scarface getting remade by Coen Bros”

  3. …who is tentatively named My Little Friend, unless the Apple deal pans, in which case we’re committed to iSomething. Also, no weapons will work until you unlock your iPhone and open the SmartGun app.

    Christ, this shit writes itself. I may be in the wrong business. Note to self: call agent, have him line up some meetings and book me a suite at the Chateau Marmont.

    1. You have an agent?! Dang. The best I could do would be to call my dentist.

  4. …and while numerous people will be cut in two by gunfire/chainsaws, there will be no smoking. They’re looking to also work in a cute robot sidekick that kids will want for Christmas.

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