The Kim Jong-un story just keeps getting stranger

Kim Jong-un “deliberately faked his own death to expose traitors” expert claims

He’s only faked his own death once? Small-timer. Hell, I once faked my own death to avoid going to a Celine Dion show.

What about the woman who was to be my date for that show? She still places flowers every year on my fake grave. Good thing she doesn’t read other Crap.

5 thoughts on “The Kim Jong-un story just keeps getting stranger

  1. You might have to watch out once your death is announced or rumored. Someone just might like the sound of it and, in the immortal words of Robert the Bruce’s wingman, “mak seccur” (politics wasn’t beanbag in 1300s Scotland – see “Red Commyn”).

  2. The truth of the matter, I think, is that *no one* outside of North Korea really has any idea what’s going on there. It’s all just reading tea leaves and barely-informed guesses.

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