Man, those were the days when He spake as oft as He smote.
Dear God: Is there any truth to the rumor that the real reason @realDonaldTrump murdered poor #CarolynGombell is that she possessed his awful Fordham College transcript, that many people are saying is real, and threatened to release it? Is that rumor true? #JusticeForCarolyn pic.twitter.com/UNxqDr1FA1
— MyTooSense (@Gittelrock) May 27, 2020
Note to the slow: Despite certification from The Creator of All Things, everything above is fictional, comparable to Trump’s tweets about Morning Joe. Carolyn does not exist. That is not a real Fordham report card.
Like Trump, I attended Fordham in 1966, and I still have all my report cards stashed away in a drawer.
- They looked nothing like that. That style shown above is anachronistic. Graphics and computer print-outs were very primitive in the mid 60s.
- There were no “minus” grades, and no D+ or F+. The only possible grades were A, B+, B, C+, C, D and F