New Jersey Makes A Bid For Trump’s Relocated Convention

The venue of choice is Frank’s Banquet Hall in Paramus, where it’s always a far-right turn off the interstate.

“VP Mike Pence will love our beautiful mayonnaise fountain”

Frank’s Banquet Hall is a running joke on Colbert’s show. Every time Trump pitches a hissy fit about being unhappy with some venue, Frank’s is there for them. So far they have offered to host the G-7, the State of the Union and The Republican Convention.