Our long national nightmare is over. There is at last a sequel to Paltrow’s vagina candle

This one is called “This Smells Like My Orgasm.”

Since this candle, when lit, is basically her burning bush, it’s only appropriate that it is being hyped by her son – whose name is Moses!

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